Incompetence!

Chapter 5: Incompetence!
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Of course , et er n it y h ad be en bi fu r cat ing for a w hi le now (oh , ex c use me ... p ar don me ...), and as the y s pl it and s pl it and s pl it , the im man en t water s w er e getting kinda muddy , the way you al ways im ag in ed a public sw im m ing po ol that was n 't fi lt e red or ch lo r in ate d for a whole su mm er w ou ld get . So pretty qu i ck , the water w ou ld n 't hold a r ef l ect ion .
The last co py to be made , the n was a s or ry , s me are d , bo t ch ed pi ece of work in d eed . He go t up , look ed around , s aw that most everybody was off lo o king at Pter o 's world or something .
He pro cl ai m ed "I am incompetence ! I am in ep ti tud e and in sign i fi can ce inc arn ate ! I thin k the water s getting muddy and my ex ist en ce have something to do with the recent sp read of chaos into the universe . I am the pat ron of w hi n er s and the pet ty ! I am master of un lu ck and the j inx ed ! D read my coming , for I may not leave soon !"
And Incompetence cl e are d his t hr o at no is il y , s pat on his own foo t , and went sh am bl ing off to look for a jo b .
And no body in part i cu l ar listed what ex ist ed:
Light (Or , p er h ap s , the Cr eat or)
2 to the 16 th power (4 09 6) B eft s/God l ings , inc lu d ing one c all ed Incompetence
One (1) Great Pterodactyl
One (1) Great Pterodactyl 's World , con t ai n ing:

Oo dl es (>23) of lemmings
P its , some bottom l es s
Mount ai ns , inc lu d ing G .P .'s H idea way

One (1) De mi god Lemming name d Lu d v ig
One (1) Crow , lord of strife , trick st er god , not ar y public
One (1) AGAR AGAR , Lord of pl ag ue , p es tile n ce , di sea se , dentist ry and r edu n dan cy
T ho us and s (>100 0), <1 00 00) of AGAR AGAR 's world s con t ai n ing

People , man y of who m w er e h av ing a beach party
A mo di cu m of Chaos
Some Muddy Water
T hat's some *Muddy Water s *, said no body in part i cu l ar .

And from them rose a be ing qu it e s ep ar ate from et er n it y , be ing the r es u lt not of et er n it y but of the water s. It ap pe are d as a man and a guitar , but the guitar was as mu ch a part of the be ing as was the man .
And the man , Muddy Water s , travel l ed the universe , singing , a style of music that ow ed fe alt y to the water s and not to et er n it y . T hu s did Muddy Water s , lord of the blues , come into the universe .
And some other lemmings look ed e v en fu r the r up , to AGAR AGAR 's world s fu ll of people with good teeth and si gh ed: "W ow ! Those 'd be such gn ar ly places to fall from ! We could al most fall for e v er ! And such weird music coming from them !"
So some t ri ed to im ag in e Ways to get to those world s..
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