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Ever use a misspelling in a search engine and have it find something? I had "Philippines" wrong, and I got dozens of hits.

It was like entering a parallel Web, only a bit less up on its facts.

I gotta agree with the others that "KILL BONO" is a pretty extreme thing to have on a t-shirt. Perhaps we can reach a compromise? Like maybe "WOUND BONO"? But that's a bit ambiguous and sometimes messier than outright killing, so how about a t-shirt saying "BREAK BONO'S LEFT THUMB"? Then if somebody takes it too literally, no life-threatening harm done. Also, it can be done several times without endangering his career in the slightest. Okay, he might suffer a bit of psychic trauma if foax repeatedly run up to him, grab his left thumb and yank it into an improbable position while hollering "Madigascar!"... After ten or twelve bouts of that, his style might become a bit crimped, but that's the price of stardom, eh?

A Fun Party Game

THE PREMISE: Elvis Presley did NOT die, but went into hiding. Unfortunately, his yacht crashed on a deserted island. Now, this place has all the survival needs a fella could want, bar one. It has no recorded music! Imagine Elvis' distress, even though his health has otherwise returned..

Happily, you've been secretly assigned the task of getting ten CDs (yes, I mean ten discs total) which will then be parachuted in, along with a solar-powered CD boom box and set of instructions. ("Don't eat those shiny things, Elvis! They're not boats!")

What would you send?

Variation One: Okay, suppose Big E DID take music with him, so all you have to worry about is updating him on stuff released since August '78.

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